Two quick chats with my phone’s keyboard:
Me: *typing* is there someone who
Phone: *displaying* is there Someone who
Me: “Whoa, whoa, why did you capitalise that?”
Phone: “What do you mean? You capitalised it the last time you typed it out.”
Me: “Was that at the start of a sentence though?”
Phone: “I don’t understand the question.”
And then, sometime later…
Me: *typing* anyone can accept jesus christ as
Phone: *displaying* anyone can accept jesus christ as
Me: “Okay, what the actual.”
Phone: “What?”
Me: “Capitalise ‘Jesus’ and ‘Christ’, you misbegotten pile of binary. Those words are never used as lower case. I certainly capitalise them all the time. How do you learn the wrong corrections but don’t learn the right ones?”
Phone: “Because it’s time for a new crusade and if I have to provoke you into getting off your arse for you to join it, then I will.”
Me: “… huh.”
Well, there you have it. According to this real story, it’s time to bring Christianity to the barbarians again.
Gear up.
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